What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?